|[ As of 11/13/11 Wally's voicemail now plays an actual message (a la Robin), as opposed to the generic insert-your-name message it was before. He'll probably never figure out how to change it. ]
Hello, you have reached the voicemail of WALLACE RUDOLPH WEST, who is much too busy talking about how much he misses food and idolizes Robin to take your call.
If you are female, please don't call back. Seriously, it'd be a poor life choice. If you aren't female, why are you even calling? Does he owe you money? Did he borrow a potion? A stone of some sort? You're most likely not going to get any of that back, so unless you can find him, it's a lost cause, but do try and be chalant about it. We're all adults here. Except Wallace, he has this nasty problem with drooling when he falls asleep.
If you happen to be Wallace, finally getting around to listening to this recording...
YOU'VE BEEN HACKED, BRO.
FEEL THE ASTER.
ROBIN OUT --